Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Secrets Secrets Everywhere

Well Fenners,
It seems I've discovered your secret.
You're kleptomaniacs.
I realize the temptation to steal is quite large when most retail employees these days are absolute ding bats, but that's no reason to take a pair of pants! Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Speaking of stealing...
Consider this book stolen.

I think it will fit in nicely with my collection, thanks.
--Kelly

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