Friday, April 8, 2011

Your Pets Are Still Alive!

As we all know, I tend to be bad luck for your farm (which, I believe, is why you won't let me anywhere near the chickens this time). But so far, your pets are alive, and Laire hasn't gained any weight!

And look how nicely she poses when I tell her to sit.

I think Winnie posed so well because he's still trying to figure out who I am and where he is.

Your deer is still alive. Um. Dead. Uh...hanging on the wall.

I was sitting on the couch, and something kept attacking my feet, so I quick-as-a-flash took a picture of whomever it was.

Beatrix. What a surprise.

Mikey was quite chatty this morning. He was also very demanding. I tried to tell him that he does not want to be outside in the 50 degree weather, but he just didn't believe me.

So I threw him outside. 
(Just kidding. He's warm and safe inside. Well. As safe as he can be with Beadle in there with him.)

Laire getting snuggly on the chair. Where did the rest of her body go? It looks like her head was fused to a tadpole body.

Awe. They miss you. Come home soon!

(Hahaha. I'm still laughing about Laire's head being fused with a tadpole. Seriously. Just think about it . . . )

Monday, August 2, 2010


our shark week kick off party feast.

Back on the Farm

For only a couple of days this time.

But I've already gotten to deal with an anorexic Cavalier King Charles Spaniel (I'm assuming that's what he is anyway) and one more hollowed out dead chicken.
Thank you world for dealing me those lucky little cards.

It's also Shark Week though. That makes everything better.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

So Long, Farewell

And so we bid a fond farewell to the farm, at least for now.
No more morning hay tosses.
No more over-feeding Laire in hopes that she'll get too fat to jump on my face when I'm on the couch.
No more killing half-dead roosters...

Maybe it's not all bad that it's ending.
So until next time...
We bid you...

And in our soon-to-be filmed adaptation of this song,
Liesl will be played by Jenn (Ha. Champagne. Get it.)
Kurt will be played by Dana (Can't you see the resemblance?)
Brigitta will be played by Kelly (Cute, adorable, and running away from huge crowds of people. And the farm)

--Kelly (obviously, since I made Dana be Kurt)

Friday, July 2, 2010

Part IV:Andrew

"I think THIS one's the right one!"

Andrew doesn't like having his picture taken.

...But his muscles do!!!


"I'm going to punch you."

"...With these guns!"

Family portrait
Not everyone in the family cooperated very well.

Dana using Kelly as a surfboard.

Part III: Jimmy

Face-melting drum solo.



Off to the baseball game after a hard day's work on the farm.

And I'm SUPER excited about it!!

My nickname on the team is "Herdsman"

The best part is that this was completely accidental. NOT STAGED.

Don't hurt the dino egg.

Too late. It's cracked.

P.s. Dana almost stole those overalls. Beware.

Part II: Jenn

Jenn getting ready for a night on the town with her hot military boyfriend.

Jenn kissing Mikey goodbye before work (and accidentally getting hair on her clean scrubs. oops.)


Eye spy a ghost.

Bedtime for Bonzo.