5 Things...

...to do at the Fenner Farm when you get bored without internet connection or cell phone service:

1. Clean.
You already knew this one though.

2. Watch old 1970's episodes of the Match Game.
Funny. Inappropriate. Candid. Excellent. But seriously...what is up with all the creepy old men kissing women on these old game shows!! I realize the whole hippie love movement was in full swing, but come on!! Blechh.

3. Sit on the back porch and stare off into the abyss and then get freaked out when you realize you've been doing it for so long.

4. Goad the goats.
It's best to stand on the porch and wail back at them when they cry like little human babies. And then when you go down to feed them, pretend like you aren't going to. Feeel the power.

5. Use Beatrix and Mikey as weights while you do squats.
I would recommend starting out with Mikey since he weighs less. He, however, also struggles more. Beatrix is more difficult to hold because she's so blobby, but you'll ultimately get a better workout with her.